Bullet's Adventure: Chasing Sobekneferu - chapter 33
After becoming Alphonso, all I felt was emptiness and danger. And that danger followed me everywhere...
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After becoming Alphonso, all I felt was emptiness and danger. And that danger followed me everywhere...
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I knew those words would haunt me forever. I was lured to the distant land of killers, stupid idlers, and mad addicts by the woman I trusted most.
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Mrs. Vegas’s eyes gravitated toward the towel; her soft longing was affecting me... I swallowed my suspicion, pretended I had lost my memory, and accepted the bride in my arms.
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