Eyebrow Killer. Chapter 5
Nura caught a sight out of the corner of her eye—a familiar shadow—someone she had seen before, but she couldn’t recall where...
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Nura caught a sight out of the corner of her eye—a familiar shadow—someone she had seen before, but she couldn’t recall where...
Early critics supposedly called Ferdydurke "the ravings of a madman," which is unfair because it's clearly the ravings of a madman who has done the reading...
I turned Auntie Cactus on her back and began analyzing her purple wrinkles. With sadness in my heart, I realized that she was still alive...
Sometimes a minute feels like forever, especially when you're chillin' in a hammock with Mrs. Tamara GRRR Diablo Thrill of the Balance de Razor Perditis Yo Legarto
Mr. Harmless Bullet doesn't recognize his wife, but maybe you can? And is she really his wife?
Welcome to Chapter 27: "The Wrath of a Wife," where paranoia and chaos meet, knives dance to questionable beats, and your only hope is Mrs. Vegas or her protection plan, which costs $9,999 per hour.
Have you ever walked into a mansion so fancy that it has a deer house? No, not a zoo—just deer living their best life while you're stuck at your office...
Step into FuzzyPie’s world of impossible yummy (or not) wonders...
Flawed investigators with not-so-sharp instincts? Keep listening/reading, things are about to get even more bizarre.
Time for deadly diamond chairs, bloodbaths, undead ex-wives, and strange gifts...
What’s next? A bizarre oversized bird poop and nude fashion critiques from guards named Medusa and Jellywobble…
One thing was suddenly clear: this wasn’t just a sad, messy overdose. Someone out there had a pattern, a method, and a taste for cruelty.